The Shape Analysing Tool is a tool used to analyse the shape of your body, alongside other things. Originally invented by Ed Sheeran, it was heisted by the criminal masterminds of Bantanamo Bay, and is now used most often to determine people's defining features and create hilarious - but accurate - nicknames for people.
Awkwardly, the machine is only the size of a small pea, so shapes have to be traced onto a larger piece of paper then photocopied before being placed in the machine.