Alpacallamarudioviolification

Definition
The process by which an Alpaca or Llama stands and rides on a radioactive violin whilst holding a toxic pingpong paddle.

Deeper Meaning
Various smart people have worked out that it's in fact an acronym, since it makes no sense for such a word to exists otherwise. It's as follows:

All

Life

Perhaps

Attacks

Cars

As

Limber

Locusts

Assassinate

Mighty

Artists

Really

Unprofessionally

Despite

Increasing

Obliterations

Vividly

Irregularly

Only

Least

In

Favour

If

Crying

Abaci

Threaten

Insufferably

Obtuse

Negotiations.

Conclusion
Perhaps the various smart people are wrong too.

See also: Alpacallamarudioviolification