James DangerousBros

A gremlin with minor magical powers. He's commonly heard screaming "Reeeeeee!" as both part of it's mating call and because of the severe mental retardation he has due to years and years of bathing in semen-filled baths.

Trivia

 * James still bares the whip-marks from when he was Luke's bottom bitch.
 * The infamous photograph of a half-naked James is used as a torture device in seventeen countries, and is actually outlawed by the U.N..
 * In 2017, James was promoted to the role of Luke's top bitch, however major restructuring meant he was demoted to middle bitch soon after.
 * He is on record as being the Saltiest of the Nerdinators, this is due to his extensive games of Civilisation with Lewis Eggney and Luke 'The Bulk'