The Ginger Criminal

Daniel was raised outside the boundaries of normal civilisation, resulting in his unique mutation of ginger hair. This is also associated with his distinct lack of a soul; it is unclear which came first.

Appearance
The Ginger Criminal, contrary to popular belief, actually has red hair, not ginger hair. He is often seen donning a blue suit and an evil eyepatch.

Talents & Abilities

 * Greatest (and only) Magic: The Gathering player in the group
 * Crippling depression
 * Self-deprecating humour
 * The seeming inability to learn limits of alcohol
 * Having his name on every Blank White Card on Cards Against Humanity
 * Impressive stamina
 * Oddly skilled at finding kinky people