Blue Cheese

Brett, wrangler of the Blue Cheese, eater of other kinds of cheeses, is a former member of the Nerdinators group, whom he infiltrated by accident and was very quickly ostracised straight out of. Despite having been married to Lewis for a brief period of time, he was made an honourary former-Nerdinator sometime in the late 20th century. Soon after, he became President of the United States.

Appearance
Despite his nickname, Brett "Blue Cheese" is actually a relatively normal looking individual. Having been born Brie, as son of a cheese block, he underwent a lot of surgery and changed his name by deed-poll to fit in with humanity.